My Little Rants.....~2~ 

Wanna know what goes inside my head? Well here you go, enjoy.

~ALL my Rants are harmless fun, and are not there to offend/ upset anyone- they are just for fun.~ 

So everyone knows what Facebook is I presume. Unless you live in the basement and only come out every two years to stuff your face. 

Well if you have Facebook yourself you most likely have a friend or a couple of friends who are pretty much attention whores. What do I mean by that I hear you ask? Well the people that keep saying stuff like “I hate life”, “I can’t believe this happened to me” “someone cheer me up” blah blah blah you get the picture. 

I don’t really like Facebook, all the crap people post don’t interest me one bit! Unless of course it’s a bitch fight, or something funny. If you think that posting a ton pictures of your dinner, you in the toilet (really classy) or you pretending to be a duck is going to be interesting I have one thing to say to you. STOP!! 

But seriously what makes people write stuff like “I just had my dinner, here’s a picture” WHY?! Who cares? Say something funny, and meaning full that someone will actually like. Imagine if you died and at your funeral they decided to read out all of your facebook statuses, how boring would that be?! 

So anyway, whenever someone posts a very depressing post and all their friends are concerned saying what’s wrong, to text them, to email them ect I want to rip my hair out whenever that person then decided to say “oh don’t worry”. What the hell was the point in posting it in the first place? They deserve a slap for that.

I’m not having a go at all the people that really are sad and need cheering up- go for it- but if you think it’s acceptable to just say then it doesn’t matter what the hell possessed you to put it up in the first place?!?!

Morel of the story- don't be a pain in the bum on facebook!

Ps- is this font easy to read? I'm not quite sure so lemme know what you guys think. xxx

My Little Rants.....~1~

Wanna know what goes inside my head? Well here you go, enjoy.

Have you ever felt like you didn’t quite get the joke? Or you just don’t understand something that everyone seems to and you feel like just nodding and hoping there are no follow up questions? I do quite a bit at times, most of my friends are pretty smart, but the rest not so much. But they aren’t idiots like some people in my school (I will get to them in a while) 

Whenever I feel quite stupid for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time, for not quite getting something I look back to my English class at school. 

It was a glorious afternoon half of the class was away doing exams or just skipping school and we finished all out work early, having just spend about three weeks reading An Inspector Calls as if we were in Primary school. Apparently more than half of my class is not capable of picking up a book or a play for that matter and reading it. My class must be the laziest and the biggest class to hold so many idiots in at one time, and don’t think this just happened once, or twice it happens every lesson! (I know what you must think- were the lowest set, well prepare for this- were set three!! That’s not amazing or super smart, but there are two more sets below us- that can hardly read or write) So yes it was a massive breakthrough for us to actually do any work.

Having this amazing achievement our teacher (who may I say- cannot teach to save her life” decided that we should do some revision and talk about what we just learned. 

Let me get straight to the point, a girl in my class (who I’m sure has a smaller IQ then a brick!) told us how a woman who was pregnant and then killed herself while pregnant surely could not have killed the baby as well. You following me on this?

 Apparently even though you have just killed yourself as in ended a life, with a life inside of you that needs you to be breathing for about eight more months can still have a baby. (If you are thinking to yourself who on earth does that work?! Or what the hell did she just say?! You are not the only one, I to this day still have no idea how that could possibly work, and I don’t think I want to know)  

Her exact words were “Yeh, I know the girl died but the baby survived”

If you think that this is made up you are wrong, if you think this girl is playing around, you’re also wrong.

At times like this I feel like the smartest person alive, just the sheer thought of someone being this stupid and idiotic makes me so much happier.

So the point of this little rant I just wanted to say that if you ever think of yourself as stupid, just look back at this and think to yourself how lucky you are to have been born with more than two brain cells.